Somewhere, out in the deep recesses of the universe, there was a planet. This planet was empty, except for one man and a chair. The planet was infinite in size, indeterminate in shape, its existence almost completely unknown, and it existed for one reason: the Cosmos wanted it there.
The man had lived on the planet for ever. Ever since things began to exist he was there, alone, on this planet.
But now, all that was about to change. He had discovered the planet's secret.
And so, at the End of Everything, the man waited. He sat in the chair, waited, and wanted.
dun dun DUN!!
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BAHAHAHAA Jimmy, I love you to the most everness! Totes mcgoats the best thing ever!
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